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** BizHat.com Joke Mail
** 1 September 2005
** http://jokes.bizhat.com
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==> JOKE #1 <==

Doctor: You want to see a Plastic Surgeon.
Patient: No, i want to see the real one.

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==> JOKE #2 <==

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

So I got myself two girlfriends.

==> JOKE #3 <==

Wedding Jokes
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1. Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that's why so many mothers cry at weddings! - Jenny Éclair

2. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. - Shirley MacLaine

3. Every man needs a wife because things sometimes go wrong that you can't blame on the government! - Unknown

==> JOKE #4 <==

Cat rules - You Must Know
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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"One cat just leads to another."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior"

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."

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The truth about work

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Perfect card for every husband

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The effects of drugs during pregnancy

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