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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes
are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her
husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that
she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves
for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices
that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing. She replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her
fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on
the paint can and they said....
"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
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